GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

1993 PRIDE GUIDE

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS Social Life

E-Z WEDDING GUIDE

FOR GAY PEOPLE;

OK, SO FIRST OF ALL, YOU GET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE AWFUL INVITES... DR. AND MRS. DONALD PHIFFENBACHER

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or

REQUEST YOUR PRESENCE AT THE WEDDING OF THEIR

DAUGHTER

JUDYTHE-LYNNe

O'CLOCK BIAN ww

AT ONE AND THIRTY

2 IF YOU'RE REALLY LUCKY, IT'LL BE FROM SOMEBODY

YOU LIKE...

YOUR

Cool

STRAIGHT-

COUPLE

NEIGHBORS

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED

ETHAN GREEN...

MORE THAN LIKELY, HOWEVER, THE WEDDING THAT YOU'RE BEING SUMMONED TO IS THAT OF; (a) SOME LONG-FORGOTTEN COLLEGE HOUSEMATE.

(6) A MENTALLY IMPAIRED SECOND COUSIN.

(c) A NERDY OFFICE CO-WORKER.

REMEMBER

THAT YEAR REMEMBER

I PRANK

THAT 4TH

OF JULY

TOO MUCH

WE PLAYED

N' BARFED SOFTBALL?

EVERY DAY! WHERE DIDJA.

WHAT A GAS!!

GIGGLE

GET THAT SUCKY

ARM?!

SNICKER

IN THE

BACK YARD Bring A CASSEROLE

LOVER

MENSA I AIN'TSA

AND A

REMEMBER OUR LAST AUTOMATED VOICE MAIL SYSTEM BOY WHAT A

CLUNKERI

יוויי

HAW

AND SINCE THESE FOLKS WOULDN'T

INVITE YOUR LOVER EVEN IF YOU HAD ONE, YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE DEPRESSED. DON'T BE SILLY, I ALWAYS ENJOY A GETTOGETHER WITH LOTSA

WELL... A LITTLE NAUSEOUS MAYBE..

TRADITIONAL

VALVE

AP-TOWN

NOT TO MENTION BAR PANCING.

5 Well, HEY, WHY NOT MAKE YOURSELF A LITTLE DEAL; WHEN THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE

IN YOUR LIFE CELEBRATE YOUR RELATIONSHIP, CELEBRATE THEIRS. WHEN THEY DON'T,

FIRST, CHUCK THE INVITATION, THEN.. GO AHEAD BOY, CHEW

UT UP..

6.

...

©1992 by Eric Orner.

..

..SEND A CHEAP GIFT..

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COASTERS WITHI Luv A PARTY, PRINTED IN TASTEFUL SCRIPT

SOAPS

FLORIDA SOUVENIR

ETHAN DOLL WITH SUCTION Cups FoR CAR WINDOW

..AND SPEND THE DAY OF THE WEDDING INDULGING IN PETTY BUT UPLIFTING THOUGHT... Too BAD

STRAIGHT PEOPLE 000000 0 0 AGE SO POORLY.. DIDN'T JUST THIS SORT OF BEHAVIOR GET ME YELLED AT LAST WEEK?

Nicholas Palumbo, ACSW, LISW

Clinical Social Worker

Individual, Couple & Family Counseling

Westwood Associates

216/331-2898 20800 Center Ridge Rd. #113

Rocky River, Ohio 44116

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1993 Women in Sports

The other meaning of "See You in August"

August 6 August 7-8-

Golf Tournament*

August 28~

Softball Tournament*

Soccer Tournament* Volleyball Tournament* 5K Run*

*Women Only Events

Pledge Walk for all Volunteer Opportunities

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Airline Tickets

Cruises & Tours

Business and Pleasure Travel Arrangements

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Mail this coupon to The West Side Women's Center for info and entrance forms: WSWC, 4207 Lorain Ave., Cleveland, OH 44113

651-1450

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c/o

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For information, call 871-4675

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